I AM PROUD TO BE THE HEAD OF THE FARM! Or I will agree to this salary!

We'd love to be told to fill out the schedule early in the morning! Family discord, the screams of schoolchildren, standing on the side of the road, meaningless, insignificant, meaningless – they sent it from above, immediately filled it out, printed it out and signed both electronically and on paper, asked to hand it over, diversified, the diagram shape-u, benaf-u benazir – tables!

The Messenger of Allah (may Allah's peace and blessings be upon him) said: "Is it the job of the head of the school farm to command the work of three guards and three farrosh?" Proof, right now!

A farm manager is a deputy manager! Is there another "official" who receives a salary of one million two hundred fifty-two thousand six hundred soums, with a monetary burden of 32.5 percent, who writes out a monthly contribution of one million six hundred fifty-nine thousand six hundred ninety-five soums, and who has a salary of one million four hundred twenty-seven thousand three hundred thirty-seven soums? We are not complaining! More than a security guard and farrosh!

At school, he was a low-paid laboratory assistant, psychologist, librarian, security guard, and farrosh and fireplace. And it was a spectacle, and the laboratory and the psychologist were interrupted. What will happen next? The chemistry teacher writes on the blackboard with chalk in one hand, mixes the lye with the other, distributes the third to the students, teaches the fourth, I don't know yet how he shakes, floats, cools, mixes, mixes, mixes, and after the lessons, during a five-minute break, washes everything off and prepares for the next lesson? And all of them will be paid an additional five hundred thousand soums per month.

And the psychologist himself did not work at all! Nukul drew children, used tests, and asked graduates if they could get a job and if they had been accepted.

Now it was the guard's turn. We wanted to bring four special chefs from the Yangiabad market, because it was a task from above. We are satisfied that sellers have internalized the laws of supply and demand, and prices have also quadrupled. Seventy-year-old Eshmat Bova asks how he washes his clothes. Grandpa will not be able to accommodate these clothes.

It would be best if you reduced the guard time to a shorter time as soon as possible. You wonder what can be stolen at school. And if the thief falls, then Eshmat Bava will not be able to walk, run, read, write, or at least not call anyone.

So, follow the guards, slaughter the librarians! What is in the library? Starting with Bultur, no action was taken unless parents were informed that they had forcibly collected books. It's been a long time since the children came.

If the librarian is gone, then it's the turn of farros! These are those who do wrong. Will you give me less money per month? I'm going to bring buckets, brooms, peanuts, soap, soda, gloves, chlorine, and they're asking for it. They do not wear robes for themselves. If only I could take a pollata with me!

What will happen without farros? Let's use the Japanese experience! On TV, they said. There is no farrosh in Japanese schools. The rooms were cleaned by the children themselves. Let's do the same thing in a year or two!

As for Kamina, I think it is wrong that my post will be shortened. This is one of the most coveted positions in the school. I understand that money is at the heart of the cut. I agree, remove the 32.5 percent that is paid for the cashier's workload. And let there be no more rumors that the cashier will give me five thousand less than my salary, so that the salary will be paid in full to plastic cards.

I will say again that the most desirable position is the head of the farm! For example, he comes to the department of sanitary and epidemiological control for an inspection, hears from the head, if he does not impose a fine, imposes a fine of at least twice the base amount. Well, I say, I'll pay in ten days, and then I'll be paid less. Last year, he was fined for having too little light in the room. The previous year, he had been fined for low scores in the toilet.

Then they come from the emergency department and check, there are no firecrackers, they don't give it before, they don't give it to the department of preschool and school education, they say there is no money, they can't withdraw money from the school's account (I don't even know if there is money in the account). I will not accept this on my part. It also doubles the bet. I'll pay it in another ten days. Until you argue! Earlier this year, city officials said there was no water storage on the roof and that no fire extinguishing agent had been sprayed on the roof. It is impossible to give any answer to these questions.

Then they come from the gas and say that the gas equipment needs to be inspected. If there is no money, then how? They say we're going to turn off the gas, and then I agree, they don't see anywhere and don't do anything.

Then electric. No, no one leaves the "electric set". I record the electricity meter reading to the utility bill inspector in the department of preschool and school education, certify it by the director, stamp it and deliver it at the end of the month. After the fifth date, the gas meter. After the tenth date, the water ends up in the water.

Then they come from the Department of Ecology and Environmental Protection. The garbage was not taken out (I was also fined for this in the SES, I paid for it). Sira doesn't understand. I say that the money is not in my hands, because the money is not transferred to the organization that collects the waste, how does he understand? I take the blame for not being able to pick up the waste by calling every day. One. Ok! Now the counting of trees begins. After fourteen hundred I shall perish, count! Is Hason enabled? Where is? When? This is charcoal powder, not hazelnut ash. Last year, thirty-four tons of coal were dumped in the yard. This is the powder we covered and spent the winter and brought to the carpentry workshop this year!

Then comes a woman from the Volunteer Fire Society. He asks Dudburon for money. Performs an action. From fifty-seven thousand to four moors.

Then the school begins to prepare for the autumn-winter season with the preparation of an application with the participation of all organizations and the signatures of the management. Either way, it's an easy task. You'll pay for it, that's all. This is how the act of preparing the school for the school year is drawn up.

Is it because the school is not ready for the school year? For example, this year they did not give either emulsion or paint (it seems that there is no money in the school account). In previous years, the room with guards and supports was renovated, whitewashed and painted. This year this did not happen. As if our leader had a leadership task, parents were asked to sponsor as a charity for their children. Classrooms have been renovated by parents. Pages with brief descriptions It was so crowded, they fought so much! The director was honored in front of everyone in the "district". I was also invited, but I did not go. Nevertheless, they recorded a speech. I will take the preparation for the school year into my own hands. Four more buckets of emulsion. Ok!

The work of the school is not finished. Whoever he is, he will come and teach you. He wants to do what he says. Look, there weren't many dots in the school bathroom, but there was a concrete urinal in the boys' room. The governor came and said to remove him. We removed it, made a wall and glued tiles. We earned his money in the middle with the director. We made the cow look like a guard. After that, the guys had only three points left in the locker room. Interestingly, when the repair was completed, the governor brought an official. The official also went to the toilet, finding no fault in the building. Dengue, if the sidewalk is moldy and dirty. Does this mean that the mayor does not have money for the sidewalk? Then the governor ordered the head of the "zoyono" to make a corridor, the chief - a specialist, the director - a specialist, the director - me. I don't have extra money. This Alfos corridor has never been updated.

But the person who comes, of course, will find a flaw. Last year, they came from the "district". Everyone checked the numbers. One by one, he inspected the laboratory equipment. He walked with great attention, not finding the shortest way. I can see with my own eyes the cheerfulness of the blue children leaning over the chair of the teacher's table. Suddenly, everything was in order. "What right do you have to keep a cold gun at school, have you ever thought about the consequences?" he says. Suddenly the director, the spiritual director, went to give lectures. The director, realizing that the outcome would not be good, slowly sought to close the case. And I was surprised. Someone was called, argued and argued. I could not think about it, it did not occur to me which student brought the knife to school. When I said that the teacher took away from this student, no one admitted it. So what kind of student brings a knife to school and puts it on the teacher's table? If internal affairs interfere, woe to the end! Confessing fate, I took my sin and persuaded myself to do whatever the examiner said. We transferred six hundred thousand soums to plastic cards. More and more intrigued, I asked the expert to say goodbye and took the "material evidence". It turned out to be an old, half-broken pencil that had been used to soften the base of the flowers on the windowsill.

In addition to these, the school has other expenses. Especially on ripe grape slate, two yashiks this collar, two yashiks of naryak. This happens when the apple is ripe and the fig is ripe.

Especially since the tables coming from above cannot be filled without me. Who will count the capacity of the building, the number of students, the area of the land plot, including the area of the building, the corridor, the garden area, the roof level, the area of windows, the number of doors, the number of lamps, etc., etc.?

Six times a year, a declaration of state assets must be submitted. Quarterly, semi-annual, annual. This is also introduced by an expert in the "district". This is also in money!

Look, the winter season is approaching. To find a person for the position of a firefighter, I have to deliver his money to a specialist in the "district" so that he "trains" him. We start installing the springboard on the door again, stuffing the film on the windows. If the position of the head of the farm is reduced, who will bear these costs?

In a word, I am proud to be the head of a farm, I work with a salary of one million two hundred fifty-two thousand six hundred soums!

Dostinbek SHARIPOV

I took notes.